Tuesday, September 15, 2009

"Sorry, Wrong House"

--this is from "The Kids Times" that some classes read here:

"Did your daddy ever drunk* and come home late? Drinking alcohol is something adults enjoy. It relieves their stress. Sadly, drinking too much can make you not think straight. Well, that's exactly what happened to a 26-year-old man in the U.S. Recently this man partied with his friends. He had a fun time. But he had too many drinks. Later, he got really drunk. Being the smart person he is, he didn't drive. Unfortunately, he went to the wrong house! Yup, he thought his neighbor's home was his. He entered the house, and slept in a room. The next morning, the people in the house were shocked. They thought a robber was in their home. Although this man didn't steal anything, he was arrested by the police. If your daddy is planning on drinking tonight, tell him this news. I bet he won't drink as much!"

Hilarious and "ohhh!" heartbreaking all at the same time. Kids news!!
*not my typo, their lack of proofreading

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